How Do They Know?!?!

Matilda has this thing, she is super duper sound asleep right up until I make it to the doorway of the bedroom and have my hand on the door handle, preparing to inch it softly closed. Right at this very moment, her eyes fling open as if she was never asleep to begin with. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME MOTHER??!!??!?!!

HOW DOES SHE KNOW??! Like, I get it. Babies have super smell and super sense and can sense my heartbeat, and smell my smell, and my milk and all that, but, but but, she lets me leave the bed. Creep all the way to the door, in a carefully planned out route so as not to step on any squeaky floorboards, step through the door, place my hand on the handle then, BAM!

My mother tells me I used to do the exact same thing. It appears my mini me, really is a super little version of exactly me. FUCK YEAH!