A Day In The Life

Wake up to Tilly chatting away, get up.
Change Tilly
Let Kransky out
Put the night nappy on to soak
Let Kransky back in
Take Tilly to the lounge to find the Twirlywoos
Make coffee
Do some jobs with Tilly.
Make and eat breakfast.
Boobs
Change Tilly
Dump night nappy water and fill up with fresh for second soak
Bundle Tilly in the car and drive to Belmont to pick something up
Back home give Tilly a snack
Let Kransky out again
Remember night nappy and drain it
Boobs
Do some jobs with Tilly
Get ready for swimming
Tilly has pooped. Leave poop nappy machine to deal with later
Go to swimming. Tilly cracks in half way through and demands to leave. Change up both and shove a biscuit in her hand.
Get home and make her a sandwich
Boob feed
Shower and wash my hair (the first time this week)
Fish Kransky's ball out of the bath (where he has put it)
Put Tilly down for her nap
Clean kitchen
make coffee and eat nuggets that Jesse has cooked for me.
Take rubbish out, chase Kransky down the street. He has run off barking at next doors dogs.
Drink coffee.
Tilly wakes up.
Client arrives. Hook client up.
Give Tilly some food.
Fish Kranksy's ball from under the TV unit
Boob feed
Do some jobs with Tilly.
Tilly has pooped again, right as client is finishing. Finish up with client.
Change Tilly. She is adamant that she doesn't need changing. Poo gets everywhere. Clean it up.
Take nappy to the laundry and remember previous poo nappy. Rinse both.
Boobs
Afternoon tea.
Do some jobs
Put chicken in the oven for dinner.
Tilly poos again. The same scenario happens. Clean it all up. Take nappy to the laundry to rinse. Tilly tips Kransky's water bowl all over herself. Clean her and the water up.
Fish Kranksy's ball from under the fridge
Take the bins down.
Put The Wiggles on for half and hours peace. It doesn't work.
New client phone call. Try to book them in as Tilly is trying to grab the phone from my hand.
Do some jobs.
Finish dinner and eat it. Tilly wants to wash the dishes. At least I don't have to do that when she is asleep.
Let Kransky out.
Have a bath. Wash hair because we were swimming. Brush teeth. Not that toothbrush, the other one.
Put the nappies on pre wash
Fish Kransky's ball from under the heater
Facetime Grandma.
Put night nappy and PJ's on.
Read 70 million books.
Boob to sleep.
Sneak out and put the nappies on main wash.
Finish cleaning the kitchen
Eat some cheese
Snap together the last nappy load. Get half way through and get summoned to the bedroom. Boob back to sleep.
Sneak out. Notice the water cooler is low as I'm passing through the kitchen, fill it up.
Eat some crisps
Finish the nappies
Let Kransky out.
Reset the lounge room. Find a place to stage the Twirlywoos ready for the morning
Put the nappies away
Pick outfit for tomorrow
Wrap presents
Start studying about 9pm.
Nappies finish washing about 10pm. Hang them out.
More study until I can't keep my eyes open and fall into bed about midnight.